Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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