And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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