Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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