We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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