Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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