People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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