Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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