Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So squirting runs in the family.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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