Can i not drive my cunt home
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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