no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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