fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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