you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
