I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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