I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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