spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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