Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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