Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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