the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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