I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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