normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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