Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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