Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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