He is an equal opportunity slut.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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