In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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