There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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