we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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