Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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