Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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