you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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