I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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