Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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