You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Be still, my beating vagina.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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