Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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