yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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