Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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