Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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