For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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