I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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