i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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