Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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