It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We left the knife in your bed.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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