Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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