how can u be prego again
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Boobs speak an international language.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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