she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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