She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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