Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
