susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
