I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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