I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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