He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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