so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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