Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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