i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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