she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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