Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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