Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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