i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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