yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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