Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My penis needs a shock collar
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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